Official Off-Topic Thread

[Terley]

Im officially at war with my housemates, they decided it'd be fun to start playin pranks on me the last couple of months, waking me up with guitars, turning everything in my room upside down, re-aranging my room, locking me out my room in the morning, setting the fire alarm off in the early hours of the morning etc. More irritating than anything

Decided it's war, the whole of yesterday I tied their bedroom doors together and left em in there for a total of 12 hours. 



Love it if you guys could give me some tips, im thinking of putting paroxide in their shampoo so over time their hair goes blonde mysteriously.

[Feron]

Take out the bottom draw and put some meat in the back, or a fish or something to rot, then replace the drawer and by the time they find where the smell is coming from it will be pretty disgusting to clean up.

gravy cubes in the shower head

lots of viagra in there coffee

steal/hide all of there trousers

[Helm]

lots of viagra in there coffee

Please don't say such things trivially. 'Lots' of viagra can very well give you an erection that eventually clots and makes your penis fall to gangrene and will have to be cut off. Imagine having this happen to you and not knowing why.

[Feron]

oh come on dude, lighten up!

They were just a couple of ideas for fun.

[Helm]

dick gangrene is never fun.

[Ben2theEdge]

If you have a sink with a spray attachment (like this), take some black electrical tape and tape the trigger down, then aim the sprayer to face outwards towards anyone standing at the sink. Next person to turn the tap on will get a surprise! 
I've done this one before and it works beautifully.

[Feron]

dick gangrene is never fun.

something your not telling us?

[Sherman Gill]

dick gangrene is never fun.

something your not telling us?

Umm, I think it's just that dick gangrene is sincerely never fun, and you can tell just by the name, and dick-cutting-off process. If you can laugh about causing your housemates to lose their genitals, then I think there's something a little wrong with you.

[Helm]

It just struck me that your humorous suggestion could lead to real trouble as that's what happens when you give someone lots of viagra. I'm just giving you some information to save you potential awfulness and yet you try to milk it for some sort of ill-placed joke about my own penis.

[Terley]

Just to be clear, Im not indending to give anyone viagra.