No more love for the Random Challenge? You bastards should be ashamed of yourselves...
Behold,
King Loo'ey!;

I've been working on this stupid thing for about a month, since this challenge came out, and decided I wanted to be done with it, so I rushed the crap outta' it today. You can tell the parts I rushed, and the parts I spent most time on. I would have spent more time on the rest, but I got tired of dealing with this thing.
Any hoo, yes, that is a cloud of flatulence underneath him, yes the perspective is F'd(per the norm with most my stuff), yes some bits look out of detail in comparison to other parts, and yes, it's a giant toilet(loo) with teeth...

Moar submishuns pleez!