Wait, I have an idea! We use the n00bs as a distraction , meanwhile, Xion and Rydin will sneak in the back and take on Helm, an epic battle will take place, Bruce Lee only comes back from the grave when the Konami code is used, so aslong as Ptoing doesn't find the NES controller and use it, we should be fine. Once Helm is defeated(We can assume Xion and Rydin will have died from blood loss), Crab and I will go attack Ptoing, only to be ambushed by Takam and Adarias, Crab being the loyal man he is, will sacrifice himself as I go into Ptoing's maze of doom. Faceless is working for us, thankfully and he poisoned Ptoing's drink so he would be weak enough for us two to defeat, as I get through the maze and finally to Ptoing's lair, OSHI- not good, he has the NES controller, thankfully Faceless takes it and uses the konami code for us to use Bruce Lee and then Bruce Lee is hungry so he eats Ptoing and Faceless on accident and then him and I go to my house and play Gears of War, the end. Oh and Lotekk slept in so he never got to see me be awesome.
However, I'll have you know; I'd take one for the team if it'd mean we could change our avatars again.