Gosh, thank you thank you all! I had a wonderful two-day-birth-day (it was a long and stressing labour it was ask my mom) with my girlfriend and a number of wonderful goats. She couldn't understand why this thread was full of goats so I had to... explain to her... what my past has to do with them. She was shocked, but open-minded. Well on our way to a goat-some!

Stwelin's last goat wins, really.
Thank you anyone that went to the effort to google search, photoshop or pixel me lovely little goats. I really appreciate it when people who don't know my in person feel it to go out of their way to share a bit of goat love with a strange longhaired greek. I love you all.