I don't mean to get defensive, but where exactly in any of my above posts did I suggest I wanted to emulate the 'real' world?

In fact if I remember rightly *scrolls to check*, I said I wanted a clean, crisp, 'eboy' style to it, which isn't exactly photorealism!
And btw, I happen to think Super Mario has an awesome art style :p
*edit*
Man, i've just been and looked at some eboy stuff to make sure I wasn't totally talking out of my arse, and I have let this picture deviate so much from my orignial vision for it! That's the problem with accepting every comment as gospel I suppose

Too many cooks and all that...
I think I really need to scale things back slightly on the texture, and add detail instead. Simple colors and lots of geometric shapes for the win!
