I always see threads inviting people to post pictures of their desktops, so that they can show off their os/wm, color theme, wallpaper, and icons.  Quite frankly, that bores me.  What do interest me though are people's work areas, their desks and organization (or total lack thereof in my case).  The way we lay things out is almost never a coincidence; we often arrange these places so that we feel most productive in them :p so yeah.  What's your desk look like?  If you only have a laptop, feel free to post a picture of your crotch.

I'm just dying to kick this off, so here:


I think those white spots are dried milk. :\