You know whats strange? Me and my teacher have ongoing debates ont he merits of taking over canada...
I'd advise against it. There are over 7.5 milllion Frenchmen up here.
http://psychcentral.com/psypsych/QuebecJust keep your mouth shut, and thank the God that your founding fathers never attempted to include the French in anything.
Besides, have you ever seen a beaver? The things are fuckin' ferocious, and they never stop chewing, 'cause if they do their top buck teeth will grow through their bottom lip, killing 'em. I have no way of verifying this, but I'm pretty sure beavers are the leading cause of death for Canadians. I'm wildly guessing at
over 20,000 people a year!They essentially function as Canada's standing army.