I'll be your president, Helm, if you promise to come rescue me!
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Argh! Look what you guys are doing to my poor online personality! You're right, I DO need a new avatar. A'ight, that'll be my belated new yers resolution! This year, I will make a new avatar! And it won't be a chick. Even though I like having Roxann there as my avatar, because she's totally nice to look at and easy to spot in the crowd with her flowing, simplistic, low-color goodness.