My resolution is to skip school as much as possible. Perhaps even going as far as making up a desease.
It's been completely ruining my marks and health the last two years. I can't study for any tests because of my fucked up timetable - I'm in school for so long I don't have enough time to study at home. Oh and trying to catch up during lessons means punishment, naturally. I'm so completely miserable with my classmates (no, I don't have a social disorder - the rest of the world does) and my teachers that I'm completely stressed out. Even now after two weeks of holiday my legs are still shaky and I quickly feel nauceous. So solution: don't go to school, do make the tests. Unless the government gets on my back... but we'll see about that when the time comes.
To the language guy: Two years ago my resolution was to learn how to count to 10 in a different language each week. I made it to 23 languages before I began to fail chemistry.