1. Zombie - Says, "aaauuuggh" a lot.
2. Saffron Steve - A plumber who repairs things in a sweaty, inappropriate, yet correct manner. Can also see into the future with magical eyes of destiny.
3. Satan - A jerk whose only mission in life is to stop Saffron Steve from repairing things efficentially.
4. Plato - An adorable dog.
5. Guy - A man who survived a zombie apocolypse and is avenging the death of his dog, Plato.
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