Feron: Thanks. Actually there are no tears in that particular smiley...I decided they would be unnoticeable.
Faceless: They read pretty darn well for what I was trying to do: fit readable expressions onto a lifelike face within a 16x16 space. Unfortunately I can't do much better without increasing the size, which I don't want to do, because I don't like the way large smileys break up text.
.TakaM: Gaah, jeez, you're right. I'll try and work on that.