"Measured and weighed?"
Wild guess but...5'7", 162lb?
But yeah, man, really, it'd've been cool for you to just say "Hi, I'm Einder, nice to meet you all!"
'S not like this place is some sort of...serious...thing...filled with serious...people who only...serious...things.
(I think "serious" should be a verb.)
Uh...
Welcome to everyone I have not yet welcomed!