Another some to add to that list:
Why do most movie video games suck?
Why do most comic video games suck?
Does D.A.R.E. secretly stand for Drugs Against Republicans and the E is silent?
To answer some of them:
Monkeys VS Robots... Robots indefinitely, monkeys get hit by cars, robots throw cars
Pirates VS Ninjas... Pirates, ninjas really are so old
Mega Blocks VS LEGO... Honestly Mega Blocks because you get more model for your dollar. When you buy LEGOs your buying them to recreate a movie scene and you get these stupid minifigs.
Wolverine VS a Mother bear protecting her cubs... Mother bear, because I have morals
Waldo VS Odlaw... Waldo, even though Odlaw is Waldo backwards who in the world is named Odlaw?
Talk Soup VS The Soup... The soup
Adam Sessler VS Morgan Webb... Adam Sessler, because he’s funny in real life while Morgan reads from the prompter.
Toilet Paper: How should it hang? Roll facing the toilet for easy access.
Women spend 12 mins a day thinking about politics while men average only 6.