Zimbabwe: What Most People Get Wrong About Visiting Right Now

Zimbabwe: What Most People Get Wrong About Visiting Right Now

You’ve probably seen the headlines over the last decade. Hyperinflation. Political upheaval. The kind of news that makes a person cross a destination off their bucket list before they’ve even looked at a map. Honestly, it’s a shame. Zimbabwe is easily one of the most misunderstood corners of the planet, and if you're skipping it because of a headline from 2008, you're missing out on what is arguably the best safari circuit in Southern Africa.

It’s complicated. I won't lie to you and say the economy is perfect—it isn’t. But the gap between the "media version" of Zimbabwe and the "boots-on-the-ground" reality is massive. When you actually get there, you find a country that works surprisingly well for travelers. The infrastructure in the parks is solid. The guides are literally the best-trained in Africa (the private guide exam here takes years to pass). And the people? They’re incredibly resilient and welcoming, despite everything.

Why Zimbabwe isn't just a Victoria Falls side trip

Most people treat the country like a 48-hour layover. They fly into Victoria Falls, see the "Smoke that Thunders," grab a sundowner cruise, and then bounce over to Botswana or South Africa. That’s a mistake. A huge one.

The real magic is further east. Take Hwange National Park. It’s about the size of Belgium, but it doesn't have the "safari traffic jams" you’ll find in the Serengeti or the Kruger. In Hwange, you can sit at a waterhole for three hours and the only other living thing you'll see is a herd of 400 elephants coming in for a drink. It’s raw. It’s quiet.

Then there’s Mana Pools. This is the place for people who think they’ve "done" Africa. It’s a UNESCO World Heritage site where you can actually get out of the vehicle and walk. Imagine tracking an elephant on foot with a guide who knows the individual temperament of that specific bull. It’s terrifyingly beautiful. You feel small. You feel like part of the food chain, which is a humbling experience most modern vacations don't offer.

The Elephant in the Room: The Money Situation

Let's talk about the cash. This is where most tourists get tripped up. Zimbabwe’s currency history is... let’s call it "eventful." Currently, the country uses a multi-currency system, but for you, the traveler, it’s basically a US Dollar economy.

Don’t bother with the local currency (the ZiG) for most things. Bring crisp, clean US bills. If they have a tiny tear or were printed before 2013, shops might reject them. It’s weird, I know, but that’s the reality. Also, change is a nightmare. If you buy a $2 coffee with a $20 bill, don’t be surprised if they offer you chocolate bars or pens instead of $18 back.

Pro tip: Carry a massive stack of $1 and $5 bills. You’ll thank me when you’re trying to tip a porter or buy a wood carving on the side of the road.

Beyond the Safari: The Ruins Nobody Mentions

If you ask a random person about ancient stone cities, they’ll probably talk about Machu Picchu or the Pyramids. Almost nobody mentions Great Zimbabwe.

Back in the 11th to 15th centuries, this was the capital of a massive kingdom. We’re talking about huge, curved stone walls built without any mortar. Just perfectly fitted granite. It’s the largest ancient structure in sub-Saharan Africa. Walking through the Hill Complex at sunrise is a spiritual experience. There’s a specific kind of silence there that feels heavy with history.

The colonial-era archaeologists actually tried to claim black Africans couldn't have built it—they tried to attribute it to the Phoenicians or the Queen of Sheba because of their own biases. They were wrong, obviously. It was built by the ancestors of the Shona people, and seeing it in person is the best way to understand the deep roots of this nation.

Is it actually safe?

Short answer: Yes.

Longer answer: You’re far more likely to get your pocket picked in Paris or London than you are to face a violent crime in a Zimbabwean tourist hub. The locals are keenly aware that tourism is a lifeline for the economy. There’s a massive culture of hospitality. That said, don’t be a "clueless tourist." Don’t flash huge rolls of cash in downtown Harare. Don't take photos of government buildings or police officers—they get touchy about that. Use common sense, and you’ll find it’s one of the safest-feeling countries on the continent.

The Guide Standard: Why it Matters

I mentioned this earlier, but it’s worth doubling down on. Zimbabwe has the most rigorous professional guiding license on the continent. In many countries, you can become a guide with a few weeks of study. In Zim, the "Learner Professional Guide" phase alone takes years. They have to master botany, geology, ballistics, and animal behavior.

When your guide explains the symbiotic relationship between a Mopane tree and a specific caterpillar, they aren't just reciting a script. They know it. This level of expertise changes the safari experience from "looking at animals" to "understanding an ecosystem." It’s the difference between watching a movie in a foreign language and having a translator explain the subtext.

Matobo Hills and the Rhinos

If you head south toward Bulawayo, the landscape shifts. It becomes this surreal graveyard of giant granite boulders stacked on top of each other like marbles. This is Matobo National Park.

It’s famous for two things:

  1. Cecil Rhodes' Grave: A controversial spot with an incredible view called "World’s View."
  2. Rhino Tracking: This is one of the best places in the world to see both Black and White Rhinos.

Because the park is a "Recreational Park" and not just a "National Park," the density of rhinos is carefully monitored by scouts. You can often track them on foot. Standing thirty feet away from a three-ton prehistoric tank while your heart hammers against your ribs? That’s why you come to Zimbabwe.

Logistics: Getting In and Getting Around

Flying into Victoria Falls (VFA) is the easiest play. The airport is modern and sleek. Most nationalities can get a visa on arrival. If you're planning to nip over to Zambia to see the other side of the falls, get the KAZA UniVisa. It’s $50 and lets you bounce between both countries as much as you want for 30 days. It saves you a ton of money and paperwork.

Domestic travel is mostly done via "bush taxis"—small 4 to 12-seater planes. They aren't cheap. But driving between Hwange and Mana Pools takes a full day on roads that can be... challenging. If you have the budget, fly. If you don't, rent a rugged 4x4 and prepare for an adventure.

The Reality of Ethical Travel

When you spend money in Zimbabwe, you are directly supporting conservation. During the worst of the economic crashes, the national parks were kept alive largely by private lodge owners and the fees paid by international guests. Without those dollars, the poaching crisis would have been infinitely worse.

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Staying at a lodge like Somalisa or Chilo Gorge means you’re funding anti-poaching units and community schools. It’s one of those rare places where your vacation actually has a measurable positive impact on the ground.

What to Pack (The Non-Obvious Stuff)

  • A Headlamp: Power cuts (load shedding) are common. Even high-end lodges rely on generators or solar, and walking to your tent at night requires light.
  • Neutral Colors: Not for the "safari look," but because tsetse flies are attracted to dark blue and black. They bite through leggings. It hurts. Wear khaki.
  • US Dollars in Small Denominations: I’ll say it again. Bring more $1 and $5 bills than you think you need.
  • An Open Mind: Things won't always happen on time. The "Zim time" vibe is real. Relax.

Actionable Steps for Your Zimbabwe Trip

  1. Check your passport: You need at least six months of validity and two blank pages. If you're getting the KAZA UniVisa, make sure you ask for it specifically at the first port of entry (Harare or Vic Falls).
  2. Book your guides early: The top-tier private guides are often booked a year in advance. If you want a specific walking safari in Mana Pools, don't wait.
  3. Consult a specialist: Because of the logistics and the "cash-only" nature of many things, using a travel agent who specializes in Africa (like Go2Africa or SafariBookings) is actually cheaper and safer than trying to DIY the whole thing.
  4. Health Prep: Zimbabwe is a malaria zone. See a travel clinic at least 6 weeks before you go to get your meds and check if you need a Yellow Fever certificate (usually only required if you're coming from another endemic country).
  5. Pack a Power Bank: Don't rely on being able to charge your phone at every stop. A high-capacity solar power bank is a lifesaver for long game drives.

Zimbabwe isn't for the traveler who wants a sanitized, predictable European-style holiday. It’s for the person who wants to feel something real. It’s raw, it’s vibrant, and despite its challenges, it remains one of the most rewarding places on earth to explore. Stop waiting for the "perfect" time to go. The perfect time is while it’s still this wild.