Star Wars Is Terrible: Why the Galaxy Far, Far Away Finally Ran Out of Gas

Star Wars Is Terrible: Why the Galaxy Far, Far Away Finally Ran Out of Gas

Let’s be real for a second. We’ve all been pretending for years that every new glowy-sword fight or desert planet reveal is a monumental cultural event, but the cracks aren't just showing anymore—the whole foundation is crumbling. Honestly, Star Wars is terrible now, and saying it out loud feels like admitting the emperor actually has no clothes. It’s a hard pill to swallow for those of us who grew up with battered VHS tapes of the original trilogy, but the magic has been replaced by a corporate assembly line that prioritizes "content" over actual storytelling.

The franchise has become a victim of its own scale.

When George Lucas first launched A New Hope in 1977, it was a weird, gritty space opera built on Kurosawa films and Joseph Campbell’s hero's journey. It had soul. Now? It’s a line item on a balance sheet. We’re trapped in a cycle of nostalgic callbacks that lead nowhere, and the internal logic of the universe has been shredded to accommodate whatever plot device is needed to sell the next wave of plastic toys or streaming subscriptions.

The Death of Stakes and the Rise of "Somehow"

If you want to know exactly when the wheels fell off, look at The Rise of Skywalker. That infamous line—"Somehow, Palpatine returned"—is the definitive proof that Star Wars is terrible at managing its own narrative weight. When death is a suggestion and the most powerful villains in the galaxy can just reappear because a script needs a baddie, the stakes vanish. Why should we care about Rey’s journey or Kylo Ren’s conflict if the rules of the universe are basically whatever the current director feels like doing that Tuesday?

It’s lazy.

The reliance on "Legacy Characters" has become a crutch that prevents the universe from actually growing. We are stuck in a sixty-year window of time in a galaxy that is supposed to be billions of years old. Every story somehow circles back to a Skywalker, a Kenobi, or a high-ranking official on a desert planet that looks exactly like Tatooine. It’s claustrophobic. Instead of exploring the vastness of space, Disney has turned the galaxy into a small town where everyone knows each other and nobody ever leaves their backyard.

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Even the Force has been downgraded. It used to be this mystical, spiritual energy field that required discipline and faith. Now, it’s essentially a superpower that characters "level up" like they're in a video game. There’s no mystery left. When you explain everything with midichlorians or use the Force as a convenient "get out of jail free" card in every action sequence, you lose the awe.

The Disney+ Factory and the "Content" Problem

Quantity has officially murdered quality.

Since the launch of Disney+, we’ve been bombarded with a relentless stream of series: The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Andor, Ahsoka, and The Acolyte. While Andor was a rare spark of brilliance (mostly because it felt like it wasn't a Star Wars show), the rest have suffered from "Volume" fatigue.

The Volume—the massive LED screen technology used for filming—has ironically made the galaxy feel smaller. Everything looks slightly flat. The lighting feels artificial. Because they can film an entire "planet" in a studio in Manhattan Beach, we’ve lost the tactile, dusty reality of the Tunisia or Norway sets from the 70s and 80s.

Look at The Book of Boba Fett. It took one of the most feared bounty hunters in cinematic history and turned him into a confused local politician who spends half his time in a bathtub. It was a show that didn't need to exist, serving only to fill a slot in a release calendar. This is why people say Star Wars is terrible—it’s no longer an event; it’s a chore. You have to watch three different shows and two animated series just to understand who the protagonist of the next movie is. That’s not entertainment. That’s homework.

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The Problem with "Glitchy" Canon

Continuity used to matter to fans. Now, it’s a mess of retcons.

  1. The Last Jedi builds up a subversion of expectations.
  2. The Rise of Skywalker spends two hours frantically apologizing for the previous movie.
  3. Disney+ shows fill in gaps that didn't need filling, often contradicting the movies they're supposed to support.

This tug-of-war between creators has left the fanbase fractured. You have the "Legends" purists, the Sequel haters, the Prequel apologists, and the "just enjoy it" crowd. But it’s hard to just enjoy it when the quality fluctuates so wildly. For every Andor, we get three episodes of The Acolyte that feel like high-budget fan fiction with wooden dialogue and baffling character motivations.

Why Nostalgia is a Poison, Not a Cure

The franchise is obsessed with its own past. We keep seeing the same X-wings, the same TIE fighters, and the same Stormtroopers who still can’t hit a barn door. It’s been forty years. Technology in our real world has moved from rotary phones to AI-integrated smartphones in that time, yet the Star Wars universe is stuck in a permanent 1977 aesthetic.

When The Force Awakens came out, the "soft reboot" vibe was excusable. It was a homecoming. But we never left the house. We’re still sitting in the same living room looking at the same old photos. By refusing to move forward—truly forward, into a new era with no connection to the Empire or the Rebels—the writers have trapped themselves. They’re playing with a limited set of action figures, and the paint is peeling off.

Actionable Steps for the Disillusioned Fan

If you've reached the point where you agree that Star Wars is terrible in its current state, you don't have to keep hate-watching every new release. There are ways to engage with sci-fi that actually respect your intelligence and your time.

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Stop giving into the FOMO. You don't actually need to see the new Dave Filoni project on opening night to stay relevant in pop culture conversations. The "Hype Machine" relies on your loyalty to a brand that doesn't exist anymore. Vote with your viewership. If the numbers for mediocre spin-offs drop, the studio is forced to rethink its "more is better" strategy.

Explore the "Expanded Universe" (Legends). If you miss the feeling of a cohesive, daring Star Wars, go back to the books written before the 2014 canon wipe. Authors like Timothy Zahn (Heir to the Empire) or Matthew Stover (Revenge of the Sith novelization) understood these characters better than most modern screenwriters. They took risks. They expanded the lore without breaking it.

Pivot to New Sci-Fi. The genre is booming outside of the Lucasfilm bubble.

  • The Expanse (Books and TV) offers the political grit and "used future" aesthetic that Star Wars has lost.
  • Dune (Villeneuve's films) captures the scale and spiritual weight that the Force used to carry.
  • Foundation provides the sweeping, galactic-scale storytelling that Star Wars is currently too afraid to attempt.

Support Creator-Owned Content. Look for independent sci-fi creators on platforms like Kickstarter or small presses. The next "Star Wars"—the next big thing that changes how we see the stars—isn't going to come from a multibillion-dollar conglomerate. It’s going to come from a weird kid with a vision, just like it did in 1977.

The harsh reality is that Star Wars might never be "good" again in the way we want it to be. It has become a permanent fixture of corporate IP, designed to be "fine" enough for the widest possible audience while offending the fewest people. But by walking away from the mediocre, you open up space to find stories that actually matter. The galaxy is huge; stop spending all your time on Tatooine.