So I was at work today, at my local sandwich shop, and we get a few orders in. One club sandwich with french fries on the side. I get to work making the club sandwich, and stack the bread, turkey, and lettuce high. 3 layers of sandwich perfection. I put the frilly toothpicks in the sandwich, strategically arranged so that I could cut the sandwich in 4 triangular pieces. I raised the knife into the air, anticipating the slice, and thrust the knife down. I felt a strange pressure on my thumb, and realized that I cut myself. Half my fingernail was gone, and I cut pretty far into my thumb.
Luckily it wasn't busy. It bled for a good hour, and I got to go home early.
That was my day.