Official Off-Topic Thread

[.TakaM]

I just went to go throw my socks in the wash and take a piss, and I ended up throwing my socks in the toilet...


I'm going to bed

[Darien]

just be glad you didn't piss in the wash!   

[Rydin]

Some socks you *have* to flush after a while...or they get all crusty and stuff. 


EDIT:
Totally hit post without putting what I was going to:

It's OFFICIALLY SUMMER for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skw]

MY DEAR BLACK NINJA COUPÈ HAS BEEN PUT ON SALE AT A SLAVE MARKET!!!

[Helm]

Tragedy.

[skw]

no, really, it's like giving away your long-time girlfriend or even worse!

. . . but now, ladies, I'm a single again!

anyway, I'm thinking of the next ride. Camaro is like an elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (no chance to collect money, you know: cigarettes, beer, women -- everything's so costly!), so more down-to-earth purchase would be a stock Nissan NX (targa coupe! it's quite like a cabrio!) or Honda CRX (140-something HP in a I4 1.6L engine!), but I'll have to tighten my belt for now on. . .

anyone has the pleasure to drive one of the two?

[Helm]

no, I mean it, I wasn't being ironic.

Steal your women and your cigarettes and beer, this is how you save money.

[skw]

that's an interesting point. . . does that work? but, wouldn't be easier to force my women to buy me cigarettes and beer and more women, or better. . . to steal cigarettes and beer and more more women for me? hmm. . . well, I'm going to think about it.

I wouldn't accuse you of being ironic. . . NEVER!

[Helm]

making women work never ends well.

[Feron]

thats why you should get a whip