Post your (real) desktop!

[goat]

I always see threads inviting people to post pictures of their desktops, so that they can show off their os/wm, color theme, wallpaper, and icons.  Quite frankly, that bores me.  What do interest me though are people's work areas, their desks and organization (or total lack thereof in my case).  The way we lay things out is almost never a coincidence; we often arrange these places so that we feel most productive in them :p so yeah.  What's your desk look like?  If you only have a laptop, feel free to post a picture of your crotch.

I'm just dying to kick this off, so here:


I think those white spots are dried milk. :\

[lief]

i wanted to post a picture of my crotch despite the fact i have no laptop.
i am at work, here is my work desk.

Goat: there is a secret message for you on my desk in front of keyboard if you have Uber Image Enhancement Skillz (UIES)

[Mori]

I'm in love with that LCD tablet of teh goatz'.



Yippee. It's pretty clean. I picked up all my Twizzler wrappers, Starburst Wrappers, and Mountain Dew cans so you can at least see what's there... heh. Just can't wait 'till I start getting my new monitors and stuff... :3

[goat]

Lief: NO YOU DO

Mori: I am awed by your tasteful collection of crap.  I'd probably have a similar pile if my monitors didn't take up all my desk space :p

[lief]

heh just realised you don't need UIES to read it.  Probably how YOU READ IT.   
Dammit i'll have to use lemon juice next time... secret spy stuff.

[goat]

yeah, you put lemon juice on it and then i'll burn my screen with a candle!

oh man, that's gonna be so badass

[lief]

i would suggest a 240v light bulb so you don't have a naked flame near screen as that is dangerous.  you may need to wire a bulb up yourself, just use sticky tape to attach wires to the bulb (headphone wires should do, just strip the ends and stick them in the power point)

[Mercury Rising]

Mine is a tad messy and has some stuff from about... hmm.. 5 years ago on it?  About that.  Yes that is a cloud phone, a modded cloud phone.  I changed it into a corded headset phone.  The headset is in the glass.  The best part is the chair.  Which got its own picture fully reclined.


Thar be my desk, pic of recliner to be hosted when it finally uploads...

And the best part!  The pimpin chair!

[Evan]

I like your pimp-goblet sitting on the desk with some copper tubing coming out of it.

[Mercury Rising]

The copper tubing is my ghetto custom made headset phone.  Lol look at my desktop im at this topic lookin at liefs comp.