If I Was President: Why Most People Don't Understand the Actual Job

If I Was President: Why Most People Don't Understand the Actual Job

Everyone has that one friend who sits on the couch, watches the evening news, and yells at the screen about how they'd fix the entire country in a week. We've all done it. "If I was president, I'd just lower taxes and fix the roads," or "If I was president, I'd make healthcare free by Friday." It sounds easy when you're holding a remote. But the reality of the American presidency is a messy, grinding, and often frustrating exercise in limited power.

The gap between what we think a president does and what Article II of the Constitution actually allows is massive. People often confuse the presidency with a kingship. They think the person in the Oval Office has a "make it so" button. They don't. Most of the time, the president is less like a CEO and more like a high-stakes negotiator trapped in a room with people who are paid to say "no" to them. If you actually landed in the seat tomorrow, the first thing you'd realize is that your "agenda" is mostly at the mercy of 535 people on Capitol Hill and a sprawling bureaucracy that moves like cold molasses.

The Myth of the Magic Wand

When people talk about what they'd do if I was president, they usually start with executive orders. There is this idea that you can just sign a piece of paper and change the law of the land. You can't. Not really. Executive orders are basically instructions to federal agencies on how to manage their internal operations or how to interpret existing laws passed by Congress. They aren't new laws. If a president tries to use an order to do something Congress hasn't authorized, the courts usually step in and shut it down.

Look at the history of the DACA program or the various attempts at student loan forgiveness. These weren't just "done" because a president wanted them. They were tied up in litigation for years because the American system is designed specifically to prevent one person from having too much control. It’s called checks and balances. It’s annoying if you’re the one trying to get things done, but it’s the core of the Republic. Honestly, the day-to-day life of a president involves a lot of reading memos and realizing that your best ideas are legally impossible without a friendly House and Senate.

Why the Economy Isn't a Dial on the Desk

One of the biggest misconceptions is that the president "runs" the economy. People vote based on gas prices. They vote based on the price of eggs at the local Kroger. But if I was president, I would have very little direct control over either of those things. The U.S. economy is a $27 trillion beast influenced by global supply chains, corporate boardrooms, and—perhaps most importantly—the Federal Reserve.

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The "Fed" operates independently. The president appoints the Chair, sure, but once they're in, the president can't just call them up and say, "Hey, lower interest rates so I look good before the election." Well, they can call, but the Chair is legally and professionally obligated to ignore them. Then there's the price of oil. That’s determined by OPEC+, global demand, and private drilling companies that decide their own production levels based on profit margins, not White House requests. A president can release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, but that’s a temporary band-aid, not a permanent fix for inflation.

The Budget Nightmare

If you want to spend money on new programs, you have to go through the power of the purse. That belongs to Congress. If I was president and I wanted to build a high-speed rail across the Midwest, I couldn't just write a check. I’d have to convince the House Appropriations Committee to fund it. This is where the "if I was president" dream usually dies. You quickly learn that every dollar you want for your "Project A" is a dollar someone else wants for "Project B," or a dollar that someone else wants to cut to reduce the deficit. It’s a zero-sum game played with trillions of dollars and very sharp knives.

The Commander-in-Chief Trap

Foreign policy is the one area where the president actually has some significant "juice." You get to meet with world leaders, negotiate treaties (which still need Senate approval), and act as the face of the nation. But even here, the constraints are tight. You aren't just dealing with friends; you're dealing with adversaries who have their own domestic pressures.

A lot of folks think that if I was president, I’d just "tell" other countries what to do. It doesn't work like that. International relations is a series of trade-offs. If you want a country to stop a certain behavior, you usually have to give them something they want in return, or use "soft power"—diplomacy, cultural influence, and economic aid. War is the ultimate "hard power," but as the last twenty years of American history have shown, getting into a conflict is much easier than getting out of one. The War Powers Resolution of 1973 technically limits the president's ability to commit troops without Congressional approval, though in practice, presidents have found plenty of ways around it. Still, the political cost of a failed foreign intervention is enough to sink any presidency.

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The Bully Pulpit: Your Only Real Superpower

So, if the president can't pass laws, can't control the Fed, and can't dictate the price of gas, what can they do? Theodore Roosevelt called it the "Bully Pulpit."

The president has the most recognizable face in the world and the ability to command a television audience at a moment's notice. This is the power of persuasion. If I was president, my biggest job would be talking. Talking to the public to drum up support for a bill so that their constituents start calling their representatives. Talking to world leaders to build a coalition. Talking to the "other side" behind closed doors to see what they actually want in exchange for a vote.

It’s exhausting. It’s not about being a boss; it’s about being a lobbyist-in-chief for your own agenda. You have to be a psychologist, a salesman, and a scapegoat all at once. When things go well, you get too much credit. When things go poorly—even if it's because of a drought in South America or a shipping strike in California—you get all the blame.

The Bureaucracy: The "Deep" Reality

Then there’s the federal bureaucracy. There are roughly 2 million civilian federal employees. Think about that. Most of these people are not political appointees. They are career experts who stay in their jobs regardless of who is in the White House. If I was president and I wanted to change how the EPA regulates a specific chemical, I can't just bark an order. There is a "Notice and Comment" process under the Administrative Procedure Act. It takes months, sometimes years. If you skip steps, the courts will strike down the change.

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The government is a giant ship with a tiny rudder. You can turn the rudder all you want, but the ship takes miles to actually change course. This is why many presidents feel like they've failed to deliver on their biggest campaign promises—they didn't realize how much of the "deep state" (which is really just career civil servants and legal procedure) would slow them down.

Actionable Realities: If You Really Want to Change Things

If this sounds cynical, it's not meant to be. It’s meant to be realistic. Understanding how the system works is the first step to actually fixing it. If you want to see the changes you talk about when you say "if I was president," you have to look beyond the White House.

  1. Focus on Congress: The president can’t pass a budget or a law without them. If you want change, the makeup of the House and Senate matters just as much as—if more than—the person in the Oval Office. Midterm elections are where the real power shifts happen.
  2. Watch the Courts: Federal judges serve for life. The people a president appoints to the bench will be making decisions on the environment, civil rights, and corporate power long after that president has left office.
  3. Local Governance: Most of the issues that affect your daily life—schools, zoning, police, local roads—have nothing to do with the president. They are handled by mayors, city councils, and governors.
  4. Understand the "Why": Before criticizing a policy, look up the "Administrative Procedure Act" or the "Congressional Budget Office" (CBO) score. These boring, technical things are what actually determine what lives and dies in Washington.

Being the president isn't about having power; it's about managing the lack of it. It’s a job of endless compromise and constant scrutiny. If I was president, I’d probably spend most of my time realizing that the "easy fixes" I talked about on my couch are actually incredibly complex legal and political puzzles. Real progress doesn't happen with a magic wand—it happens through the slow, boring, and difficult work of building consensus in a country that is deeply divided. That's the part they don't show you in the movies, but it's the only part that actually matters.