If you’ve spent more than five minutes in a Twitch chat, you know the drill. Someone makes a joke about a streamer being short. The streamer gets defensive. The chat spams a random number like 5'2" or 5'5". Then, inevitably, a grainy photo from a 2019 meetup surfaces as "evidence."
Trying to figure out how tall is ConnorEatsPants feels exactly like that, except with more layers of irony and Sonic the Hedgehog memes.
Connor is one of those creators who has built an entire brand on being "the guy who is just there." He was in SMPLive. He was in the Dream SMP. He’s the guy who somehow ends up in a Twitter Space with Zack Fox or at a dinner with some of the biggest names in the industry while wearing a shirt with a cat on it. But despite being a staple of the streaming world for years, his physical height is a topic of constant, hilarious debate among the "Pantsies" (his fanbase).
So, let's get the record straight.
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The Real Numbers: How Tall is ConnorEatsPants?
Based on various real-life meetups and his own reluctant admissions on stream, ConnorEatsPants is approximately 5'6" (167 cm).
He isn't a giant. He isn't tiny. He’s just a normal-sized guy who happens to stand next to people like HasanAbi or Wilbur Soot, which—honestly—is a death sentence for your perceived height on the internet. When you’re standing next to a 6'5" giant like Hasan, everyone looks like they belong in a Hobbit hole.
I remember a specific Reddit thread from a few years back where a fan met him and claimed they were 5'4" and Connor seemed only a couple of inches taller. It tracks.
Why the Confusion?
The internet loves a "short king" narrative. It’s a meme. Because Connor leans so heavily into self-deprecating humor, he doesn't fight the "short" allegations as hard as someone like Ludwig or Tyler1 might.
- The "Sonic" Factor: He often wears oversized hoodies or onesies. These aren't exactly known for their slimming, height-enhancing silhouettes. They make him look compact.
- The Sitting Streamer Syndrome: Most people only see Connor from the chest up. Unless he’s doing an IRL stream at Disney or a convention, you’re looking at a guy in a gaming chair. Perspective is everything.
- Collaborations: He hangs out with the "Tall Streamer" clique. Standing next to Jschlatt or the aforementioned Minecraft giants is an optical illusion that shaves three inches off your soul.
Comparing Connor to Other Streamers
If we want to get scientific about this—which is a weird thing to do for a guy named ConnorEatsPants, but here we are—we have to look at the lineups.
During the era of SMPLive and early Dream SMP meetups, we saw Connor standing near people whose heights are fairly well-documented. If you place him next to someone like Quackity, they’re in a similar ballpark.
- Ludwig Ahgren: Ludwig is famously "6 feet tall" (with a heavy dose of skepticism from his chat). In photos where they’ve been in the same vicinity, Connor is clearly shorter, which supports the 5'6" to 5'7" range.
- MoistCr1TiKaL (Charlie): Charlie is around 5'6". If Connor ever stood directly back-to-back with him, it would likely be a stalemate.
- The Youtooz Metric: Interestingly, his Youtooz figure is listed as "4.8 inches tall." If we use the standard "Youtooz Scale" of... okay, wait, that’s not a real metric. Forget I mentioned that.
The "Tall" Stream Titles
Connor is a master of bait. He knows what people search for.
In January 2020, he literally titled a stream "ULTIMATE GAMER GAMEPLAY (VERY TALENTED (VERY TALL)". He knows the height memes drive engagement. He knows that if he puts "tall" in the title, fifty people will join the chat just to type "LUL" and "CAP."
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It’s a classic move from the variety streamer playbook. If you can’t be the tallest guy in the room, be the guy who makes the best jokes about not being the tallest guy in the room.
Is He Actually 5'6"?
Height is a fluid concept in the world of influencers. People wear Air Force 1s with thick soles. People slouch. People stand on their tiptoes.
However, looking at the most consistent data from fan encounters and group photos over the last five years, 5'6" is the most honest answer. It’s the number that keeps coming up when you strip away the jokes.
What This Means for the "Pantsies"
Look, does it actually matter? Not really. Connor’s appeal has always been his personality and his ability to navigate the weirdest corners of the internet with a dry, ironic wit. Whether he’s 5'6" or 6'5", he’s still going to be the guy who somehow convinced thousands of people to care about a blue hedgehog and a stuffed cat named Bumper.
But for those of you who absolutely need a number for your "Streamer Height Chart" or your fan-fiction accuracy, you can safely pen him in at five-foot-six.
Actionable Insight: If you're ever lucky enough to meet Connor at a convention like TwitchCon or MagFest, don't be the person who brings a measuring tape. Just say hi and tell him you like the Sonic onesie. If you really want to know his height, just look at his shoes—that’ll tell you if he’s "enhancing" his stats for the day or keeping it real.