You’ve probably seen the photos. That massive, matte-black "Lego" block rising out of the greenery in El Poblado, looking more like a modern art gallery than a place to sleep. It’s the Click Clack Hotel Medellin. Honestly, if you’re planning a trip to Colombia’s "City of Eternal Spring," you’ve likely had this spot bookmarked for months. But here’s the thing: most people book it for the aesthetic and then get surprised by the reality of staying there.
I’ve spent a lot of time poking around the hospitality scene in Medellin. The Click Clack isn’t just a hotel. It’s a vibe, a social experiment, and sometimes—if you’re a light sleeper—a bit of a headache.
The Brutalist Jungle Aesthetic
Designed by the architects at Plan:b, the building is basically a series of steel and glass boxes stacked together. They call it "Brutalist," but with a tropical twist. Huge girders crisscross the facade, and the whole thing is draped in native Colombian plants—45 different species, to be exact.
Walk into the lobby and you aren't greeted by a stuffy desk. Instead, there’s a giant slide. Yes, a slide.
It tells you exactly what kind of place this is. It’s irreverent. It’s for the "bright young things" who want to be seen. The ground floor is an open-air courtyard that feels less like a lobby and more like a high-end street market. You’ve got a Chinese bao stand, a Greek tavern (Egeo), and a Thai spot (Mekong) all living under the same roof.
The Room Size Reality Check
Let’s talk about the rooms because this is where the "expectations vs. reality" gap usually hits. Click Clack doesn't do "Standard" or "Deluxe." They use clothing sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL.
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If you book an XS or S, be prepared. They are tiny. Like, "don't bring a large suitcase" tiny. We're talking 16 to 18 square meters. For a solo traveler on a business trip, it’s fine. For a couple on a week-long vacation? You’ll be tripping over each other.
The design is clever, though. They use pegboards for storage and have these quirky whiteboards in the bathrooms so you can leave notes for your partner. But—and this is a big but—the bathrooms are often semi-transparent. The glass walls are "cheeky," as the hotel puts it. If you aren't very comfortable with your travel companion, things might get awkward fast.
- Pro tip: If you want a balcony, you have to go for an M room or higher.
- The Big Spend: The 2XL suites are where the magic happens. You get a freestanding tub right in the middle of the room and way more breathing space.
Why the Rooftop is the Main Event
Even if you don't stay here, you’ll probably end up at the rooftop. It’s one of the best views of the Aburra Valley, hands down. The pool is a "see and be seen" spot, and on weekends, the DJ-led parties are legendary.
But here’s what the glossy brochures don’t tell you: the noise.
Because the hotel is built around a central courtyard and the rooftop is a major nightlife hub, that sound travels. If you’re staying on a Friday or Saturday night, those "soundproof windows" are going to be tested. Most guests who complain about the Click Clack Hotel Medellin usually mention the bass thumping until 2:00 AM.
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If you're here to party, you're in heaven. If you have a 7:00 AM coffee tour? Pack the earplugs.
What About the Food?
The "FLOSS" philosophy (Fresh, Local, Organic, Seasonal, and Sustainable) is actually legit here. The breakfast buffet is frequently cited as one of the best in the city. They don't just do soggy eggs. You’re getting hot waffles, Colombian "indie" products in the minibar, and a range of international flavors that actually taste authentic.
Mekong, the Thai restaurant on the second floor, does a slow-cooked Angus rib that is surprisingly good for a hotel restaurant. They’ve also got "Náufrago," which focuses on ingredients sourced from the Amazon and the Pacific coast. It’s clear they put more effort into their F&B than your average boutique hotel.
The Neighborhood Factor
Location-wise, you can't beat it. It’s right on Calle 10B, just a few blocks from Parque Lleras and the heart of Provenza. You are literally steps away from the best restaurants and bars in Medellin.
But El Poblado is hilly.
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While the Click Clack is in a relatively walkable section, you’ll still be getting your steps in. The hotel does offer a smartphone in every room with 20 minutes of free call time and pre-loaded city guides, which is a nice "old school" touch in a world where everyone just uses Google Maps.
Is it Worth the Hype?
It depends on what you value. If you want a quiet, traditional 5-star experience with a massive gym and a sprawling spa, this isn't it. The gym is small. The "spa" is mostly in-room treatments.
However, if you want to be at the epicenter of Medellin’s creative energy, it’s unbeatable. The sustainability efforts are real—they don't use single-use plastics and the architecture is designed to use natural light and ventilation to cut down on energy.
Actionable Insights for Your Stay:
- Request a High Floor: If you want any hope of sleep on a weekend, ask for a room on the lower floors or a room facing away from the main social areas, though there's no guarantee.
- Size Up: Unless you’re a minimalist, skip the XS and S rooms. The M and L rooms offer a much better experience for a marginal price increase.
- The Breakfast is a Must: Don't sleep through it. It’s included in many rates and is genuinely a highlight.
- Check the Calendar: If you’re visiting in August during the Feria de las Flores (Flower Festival), book months in advance. The hotel becomes the city's unofficial headquarters during that week.
The Click Clack Hotel Medellin is a bit like a high-fashion shoe—it looks incredible, everyone wants it, but it might pinch your toes if you don't pick the right size.